March 2012
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What a horrible, candle-snuffing word. That’s like saying, “He...
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Finding Neverland
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February 2012
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I will forever avow that The Hunchback of Notre...
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Introducing Mom to Once Upon A Time:
Mom: Ooh, Prince Charming Me: Yup, good job
Mom: And dwarfs… Me: mmhmm
Mom: Is that Sleeping Beauty? Me: Yeah, that’s Sleeping Beauty! Sleeping Beauty and the Seven Dwarfs… Mom: Oops, I guess that’s Snow White, then? Me: Um, yeah…I have so much to teach you!
Really?! My mom doesn’t get fairy tales, she has never understood my obsession with them!
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I haven't felt this way about a boy in such a long...
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When my alarm clock goes off...
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If I see one more picture of a diamond ring or one...
I can’t handle all this “we’re so happy” couples crap… I’m really turning into that bitter single girl
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Schmidt: ...a little Phantom T.
Cece: I love the Phantom Tollbooth.
Schmidt: Of course you do, you're a human being.
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Smash...
I’m pretty sure I love you, and you seem really awesome but you have GOT to come on at an earlier time. I am sick and I am tired and I have to work early tomorrow…
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No need to be alarmed...just buying some rope and...
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Does Barney fall in love every Valentine's day?
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Took some of the kiddos in the youth group to tour...
THIS SUMS UP MY FEELINGS:
I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! I wish I could go back to college. In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think, “Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!” How do I go back to college? I don’t know who I am anymore! I wanna go back...
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There is something wrong with everyone else's...
…also appropriate for high schoolers on a youth trip…
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Dear prop 8
That’s right…get out and STAY OUT!! You are, in fact, unconstitutional…you shan’t be missed!
Sincerely, Human Beings
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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My Liz Lemon moment of the day:
It has been an embarrassingly long time since I’ve done laundry…and today I am wearing a swimsuit bottom because I am out of clean underwear
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Went mini golfing with a couple of guy friends...
She wasn’t there, btw
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